I don't even know

gabite:

those cashiers that let you buy things when you’re missing a few cents deserve to live forever

ronan-aodhan:

i am firmly pro selfie. i am firmly pro millennial. i am firmly pro any topic or issue that gets baby boomers to write pissed off articles in salon or slate or the guardian about how the millennial generation is fucked up and narcissistic and lazy and will never be taken seriously by established powers.

ja-ll:

this is great

failed step 1
step 1: reblog a two part post in the right order
me: i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.
...
me: and you know what else? [2000 word rant]

probably-a-succubus:

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

carryonmywayward-idjits:

Please excuse me while I walk over your husband’s corpse like he’s nothing and upon entering the room, ignore your traumatised child in his crib and instead clutch your lifeless body in a demonstration of my love for you: creepy and entirely unhelpful

i love how everyone just knows what this is referencing

i dont and i am slightly mortified

futurefantastic:

game of thrones would kill off characters from other shows if they could

sabrielshipping-charliebartlett:

"We’re preparing you for the real world"

I don’t meant to alarm you but

the real world has calculators