I don't even know

pauliewantsacracker:

when your teacher gossips about other teachers

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caseyanthonyofficial:

I have better things to do than get a blow job from a Canadian Mountie during an Easter parade but that’s exactly what’s going to happen.

koalatea:

true life: people like my hair more than they like me

Relationship advice: Find someone who accepts you for the lazy piece of shit you are.
(via suchvodka)
thisbenoura:

literally my favorite quote in the entire world

thisbenoura:

literally my favorite quote in the entire world

afacebehindacamera:

This is a ‘where are you visting from?’ board at a local restaurant

afacebehindacamera:

This is a ‘where are you visting from?’ board at a local restaurant

voiceofnature:

So I dyed my cats pink with leftover beet water. No regrets! <3 :D

voiceofnature:

So I dyed my cats pink with leftover beet water. No regrets! <3 :D