when your teacher gossips about other teachers
I have better things to do than get a blow job from a Canadian Mountie during an Easter parade but that’s exactly what’s going to happen.
true life: people like my hair more than they like me
literally my favorite quote in the entire world
This is a ‘where are you visting from?’ board at a local restaurant
So I dyed my cats pink with leftover beet water. No regrets! <3 :D